Welcome To The Lettuce Belt

Welcome to The Lettuce Belt

Where the lettuce grows fat and heavy on the vine, and the possums frolic and mate in the moonlight.
Where dreams can come true, and nightmares are found to be false.
Where sasquatches gaze from the darkness of the trees but dare not approach the campfire.
Where the pond frogs sing their lonely, horny songs.
Where the greys gaze down from above in terrible envy.
And where you just may find yourself...